Lea (Lee-Uhh).Poh Ricaaaan. 19. Single. "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -Mark Twain
"Jesus Christ, that’s a pretty face…The kind you’d find on someone I could save, If they don’t put me away. Well, it’ll be a miracle."
—Brand New 💀💀💀

"Jesus Christ, that’s a pretty face…The kind you’d find on someone I could save, If they don’t put me away. Well, it’ll be a miracle." —Brand New 💀💀💀

(Source: knivings, via jopasta)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via jopasta)

(Source: c3pmeow, via jopasta)

chaney-eilene:

tiredtx:

mauving:

collardgreensneckbones:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAE SINCE DAY FUCKING ONE A BITCH IS SKRESSED AS HELL

purplenicotine

YAAAAAS BABE YOU THE REAL MVP

Omg when did he get so goddamn sexy

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via chaney-eilene)

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
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Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

(via thefuuuucomics)

murdarioxstomp:

if you haven’t seen this before then you need to change that right now i don’t care who you are

(Source: lolsoradical, via whitegirlsaintshit)

cartel:

I just want to say to anyone who sees this, you are worth much more than you think you are.

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